torturequeen:

ooppo:

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

consumerofshorthomies:

nosleepforaiba:

:

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

god, the voice actor cooked with this one

genderfluid-druid:

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

“i require more fluids” well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.

summer-oil:

huge fan of ship dynamics where person a does not know how desired they are and person b is about to pop a blood vessel about it

polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup:

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

carouselcometh:

I like that butchers wear white. They’re like brides

bumblebeebats:

Top 3 ways to pronounce “worms”:

• woims (old-timey New York gangster)
• wurrums (Scottish)
• weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

starbberryblue:

rolameny:

le miserable. there’s just one of him

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.